Cam Newton IS Jack the Ripper.

Cam Newton is responsible for Reggie Bush losing his Heisman.

Cam Newton is responsible for slavery.

Cam Newton invented death.

Cam Newton is responsible for baldness, AIDS, and all forms of STDs.

Cam Newton IS Godzilla.

Cam Newton pushed the button that dropped Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

Cam Newton delayed the clean up of the Oil Spill in the Gulf and denied claims.

Cam Newton caused the Oil Spill in the Gulf.

Cam Newton faked the Apollo moon landing. J.T.

Cam Newton was the snake in the Garden of Eden.

Cam Newton killed JFK. Alone.

Cam Newton got Michael Vick into dog fighting.

Cam Newton gives you sunburn. Not the sun.

Cam Newton is somehow EVERY suicide bomber........with a beard.

Cam Newton killed Able. Not Cain. It was Cam and Able.

Cam Newton canceled Family Guy after 3 seasons.

Cam Newton killed Kenny in the last episode of South Park. The Bastard. - J.T.

Cam Newton is responsible for the extinction of the dinosaurs.

Cam Newton's son was Hitler.

Cam Newton's other son was Stalin, separated at birth from his brother.

Cam Newton is responsible for 9/11.

Cam newton is responsible for global warming.

Cam Newton is responsible for all forms of cancer.

Cam Newton is responsible for Asians having small penises.