Cam Newton is the reason old people break their hips.

Cam Newton is the reason you hiccup.

Cam Newton raises interest rates.

Cam Newton MAKES you break a leg before a performance.

Cam Newton killed Hank Gathers.

Cam Newton ended Bo Jackson's career.

Cam Newton IS the Colombian Cartel.

Cam Newton took your virginity on prom night.

Cam Newton farts anthrax.

Cam Newton sneezes insects.

Cam Newton injected Jose Canseco with steroids. - Josh Holman

Cam Newton makes the Queen of England sleep on the floor.

Cam Newton is the Antichrist.

Cam Newton gives Freddy Kruger nightmares.

Cam Newton punches babies.

Cam Newton knows where the WMDs are located. - Josh Holman

Cam Newton was responsible for Albert Means.

Cam Newton killed Michael Jackson......in the 80s.

Cam Newton is responsible for ALL sexts, not just the one sent by Farve.

Cam Newton doesn't care about black people. - Kanye West

Cam Newton hates puppies...and eats kittens.

Cam Newton is responsible for all hurricanes, tornadoes, earthquakes, and tsunamis.

Cam Newton is responsible for illiteracy.

Cam Newton determined OJ was innocent.

Cam Newton colored outside the lines in 1st grade.

Cam Newton IS Jack the Ripper.

Cam Newton is responsible for Reggie Bush losing his Heisman.

Cam Newton is responsible for slavery.

Cam Newton invented death.

Cam Newton is responsible for baldness, AIDS, and all forms of STDs.

Cam Newton IS Godzilla.

Cam Newton pushed the button that dropped Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

Cam Newton delayed the clean up of the Oil Spill in the Gulf and denied claims.

Cam Newton caused the Oil Spill in the Gulf.

Cam Newton faked the Apollo moon landing. J.T.

Cam Newton was the snake in the Garden of Eden.

Cam Newton killed JFK. Alone.

Cam Newton got Michael Vick into dog fighting.

Cam Newton gives you sunburn. Not the sun.

Cam Newton is somehow EVERY suicide bomber........with a beard.

Cam Newton killed Able. Not Cain. It was Cam and Able.

Cam Newton canceled Family Guy after 3 seasons.

Cam Newton killed Kenny in the last episode of South Park. The Bastard. - J.T.

Cam Newton is responsible for the extinction of the dinosaurs.

Cam Newton's son was Hitler.

Cam Newton's other son was Stalin, separated at birth from his brother.

Cam Newton is responsible for 9/11.

Cam newton is responsible for global warming.

Cam Newton is responsible for all forms of cancer.

Cam Newton is responsible for Asians having small penises.