Cam Newton is the reason old people break their hips.

Cam Newton is the reason you hiccup.

Cam Newton raises interest rates.

Cam Newton MAKES you break a leg before a performance.

Cam Newton killed Hank Gathers.

Cam Newton ended Bo Jackson's career.

Cam Newton IS the Colombian Cartel.

Cam Newton took your virginity on prom night.

Cam Newton farts anthrax.

Cam Newton sneezes insects.

Cam Newton injected Jose Canseco with steroids. - Josh Holman

Cam Newton makes the Queen of England sleep on the floor.

Cam Newton is the Antichrist.

Cam Newton gives Freddy Kruger nightmares.

Cam Newton punches babies.

Cam Newton knows where the WMDs are located. - Josh Holman

Cam Newton was responsible for Albert Means.

Cam Newton killed Michael Jackson......in the 80s.

Cam Newton is responsible for ALL sexts, not just the one sent by Farve.

Cam Newton doesn't care about black people. - Kanye West

Cam Newton hates puppies...and eats kittens.

Cam Newton is responsible for all hurricanes, tornadoes, earthquakes, and tsunamis.

Cam Newton is responsible for illiteracy.

Cam Newton determined OJ was innocent.

Cam Newton colored outside the lines in 1st grade.